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Schuylkill River Mermaid Women's Tank Top meta-size-chart-phillygoat-baby-onesie-bella-canvas-100b-sizing-guide The Bullies of Broad StreetThe Story The Deets The Care The Schuylkill River isn't the cleanest, but it gets the job done and has a lot of character just like the legendary mermaid that swims up and down its current and who is routinely spotted near Boat House Row. She may not win any prizes for her outward appearance, but she sure does have a great personality. This tank top pays tribute to the Schuylkill's resident mermaid who proves there's more to being magical than just