One of theChive's most enduring pieces of wisdom is now available on our super-soft new t-shirt for ladies and gentlemen

Get in loser we're going to space

and the 'Murica is just

The Chris Farley Down By The River Coin is master-crafted from solid gold

You're old enough to drink

Who Had Tee Size:3XL One of theChive's most enduringAlright who had global warming? Check your boxes and get one step closer to the pot in the Who Had tee. How Does It Fit Standard fit. Care Instructions Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors. Tumble dry low heat or lay flat to dry. Medium heat iron. Do not iron on design. Get the Specs 60 40 Combed ring spun cotton poly ultra soft knit fabric. Durable baby rib set in collar. Shoulder to shoulder taped seam. Side seam. Double needle sleeve and