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even when making questionable choices

Wear 'em & your outfit will gain like 1000 aura points

It's true what they say: classics never quit

These purple Colossal Squid Confessions BFG frames with green lenses were made for melons like YOURS

Lives Life In All-Caps lenscolor-brown You must come eaarly orWE'RE NOT YELLING, WE'RE LIVING LIFE IN ALL CAPS! IT'S LIKE WE HAVE A NUCLEAR ENERGY DRINK COURSING THROUGH OUR VEINS 24 7! WE TOLD OUR LOCAL LIBRARIAN TO POP ON THESE YELLOW ALL CAPS ASTRO GS, & NOW SHE'S BEEN BANNED FROM THE LIBRARY FOR RIFFING AIR GUITAR ON TOP OF THE CARD CATALOGUE & THREATENING TO TURN THE DEWEY DECIMAL SYSTEM UP TO 11!