Limited to two per customer

not to sit on the sidelines

and a joke

so don't get pissed if you get bit

The Little Show of Violence gives you a real feel for how things are really done around here

Loop Fanny Pack Bottle Openers Limited to two per customerYou won't find anything with more loop surface area. We got all the loop, baby. It's actually kind of a problem. There's loop everywhere. My stepchildren think I own a "loop company". Maybe I do. We also know our customers respect quality where it counts. That's why we used heavy duty metal Quick Release Buckles. They're the safest, most finely crafted, and strongest load bearing buckles available anywhere. Hell, the buckles alone weigh a 1 4 pound