I'm only here to pet dogs

The Chivery’s I Smell Children tee

Introducing the second iteration of our Chris Farley coin

the Child is now the Mandalorian's

The perfect snack for any child

Captain Awesome Tonal Tee Beerfest I'm only here to petOur former Captain Awesome T shirt did so well, we brought it back in this super soldier tonal tee. It's sort of like when your favorite superhero wears his throwback gear. The long lost cousin of Captain Awesome Original was actually his evil twin, becoming a super soldier years ago when he was bit by a radioactive ostrich. Now, the only thing Captain Awesome's bulletproof ostrich centered shield is this Captain Awesome's bulletproof ostrich centered