Demand attention in this military green tie-dye t-shirt featuring a lifelike rottweiler wearing an army cap

The shirt is accented with a white and red circular label designed to look like a patch

A realistic semi-automatic pistol profile is printed at the bottom - just tuck the shirt in and you'll be packin' faux-heat in no time

this dinosaur heavy traffic sign will warn passerby of impending large footsteps

notched neckline and sides

Halloween Always Be Yourself Fairy Berry Pink Juniors Soft T-Shirt Size:2XL Demand attention in this militaryAll growing up, you're taught to always be yourself. But what if you could be a.. FAIRY?! This Old Glory design is printed on a high quality 100% soft cotton junior's t shirt, featuring the words, "Always be yourself, unless you can be a fairy. Then always be a fairy" across the front. Because being a fairy is so much cooler.