(Translation: Please stop provoking the scowling guys with the baseball bats

our main aim is to bring dragons around the corner and disappear again with their hoard

we bring the cute electric mouse to your everyday tableware

That is pure nerd poetry

the pizza is still hot when it arrives on your plate

Cthulhu - Embrace the Void Size:L (Translation: Please stop provoking theSelf help seminars are a dime a dozen but none have really struck the cosmic nerve so far. H. P. Lovecraft's ancient terror Cthulhu, slumbering since 1928 in the sunken city of R'lyeh, has noticed this and taken matters into his own tentacle laden hands. In a pinstriped suit, microphone in claw and a cup of "Void" coffee on the podium, he presents his 3 point program: Acknowledge your insignificance Awaken the Ancient Ones Ascend through Madness! More